$pread Magazine West Coast Launch Party
March 25, 2005, Center for Sex & Culture, San Francisco

$pread Magazine is a brand-new magazine devoted to issues of sex workers' rights. Though these are open-minded people who will not judge me, the wine is very important if I am to carry out a Vagina Lady first - a lipsynch performance!

For years I have imagined lipsynching The Divinyls' I Touch Myself while wearing my vagina costume.

Tonight is the night! Just look at me pretend to belt it out.
(I was, in fact, a three-time lipsych champion back in my hometown.)
I just want you, I don't want anybody else - Oh, when I think about you, I touch myself!

Oh my! I look so naked without my vagina costume!