The Cunning Linguist Presents:
More Words for Pussy than You'll Ever Need
Here are your 1,500 words.
| Name | Period | Description |
| ABC | 19th C | vagina; i.e. 'the beginning' |
| Abraham's bosom | 19th C | vagina |
| abyss, the | vagina | |
| ace of spades | 20th C US Black | female pubic hair and genitals |
| ace | 19th C | pubic hair/vagina |
| Adam's own altar | 19th C | vagina |
| affair/affairs | mid19th C | genitals |
| afro clam | female genitals | |
| agility | 19th C | genitals |
| agreeable ruts of life | 18th C | genitals |
| alcove | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| alley | 19th C | vagina |
| almanack/almanach | 19th C | female genitals |
| almeja | vagina (Spanish) | |
| alpha and omega | 19th C | genitals |
| Altar of Hymen | 19th C | genitals |
| altar of love | 19th C | genitals |
| altar of pleasure | 19th C | genitals |
| amulet | 19th C | female genitals |
| antipodes/The Antipodes | 19th C | genitals; i.e. 'down under' |
| aphrodisiacal tennis court | 17th C | vagina; literary |
| apple | 1970s US Black | vagina |
| arbor | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| area | 19th C | pubic hair |
| arse | 19th C | vagina, equated with the buttocks |
| artichoke | vagina and vulva | |
| attic | 1900s | vagina |
| axe wound/axe gash | 1990s | vaginal slit |
| axis | 19th C | female genitals |
| baby cave | vagina | |
| baby chute | 1990s | vagina |
| baby in the boat | 1930s | clitoris |
| bacon hole | 20th C | vagina |
| bacon sandwich | 20th C | vagina and labia |
| bacon strip/bacon strips | labia | |
| badger | 1990s US | female genitals and pubic hair |
| bag of tricks | 19th C | vagina |
| bag | late 19th C | vagina; the womb or a place for the penis |
| bajingo | genitals | |
| bald man in a boat | 20th C | clitoris |
| baloney sandwich | female genitals | |
| bank/the bank | 19th C | vagina |
| banner | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| bargain bucket | 1990s | female genitals |
| barge | 1950s US | vagina |
| bat cave | vagina | |
| bath of birth | 19th C | vagina |
| bazaar | 19th C | genitals |
| bazoo | genitals | |
| bean | 1940s US | hymen |
| bean | 1990s | clitoris |
| bear trap | vagina | |
| beard | 18th C | female pubic hair |
| bearded clam | 1960s | female genitals/vulva |
| bearded lady | 1960s | vagina and pubic hair |
| bearded oyster | 1910s | vagina |
| bearded taco | 1950s US | vagina |
| bearskin | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| bear-trapper's hat | 1960s | vagina and pubic hair |
| beauty spot | 19th C | genitals/clitoris |
| beauty | 19th C | female genitals |
| Beaver Cleaver/the Beave | vagina | |
| beaver | 1920s US | vagina and vulva, viewed sexually |
| bed fellow | 19th C | vagina |
| beef curtains/beef flaps | 1990s US | vagina and labia |
| beef garage | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| beef jacket | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| beef | 18th C | vagina |
| beefgina | vagina | |
| beehive | 19th C | vagina |
| belle-chose | 14th C | vagina; literary euphemism from French 'beautiful thing' |
| belly bristles | 19th C | pubic hair |
| belly dale | 19th C | vagina |
| belly dingle | 19th C | vagina |
| belly entrance | 19th C | vagina |
| belly whiskers | 19th C | pubic hair |
| below stairs | genitalia | |
| Berkeley hunt | 1930s | vagina |
| Berkshire hunt | 1930s | vagina |
| Bermuda triangle | pubic hair and genitals; alternatively, the G-spot, from the idea that it doesn't really exist | |
| best in Christendom | late 17th C | vagina |
| between the legs | genitals, or in the vicinity thereof | |
| big V | vagina | |
| bikini burger | 1990s | female pubic hair |
| bird | 1960s US | vagina |
| bird's nest | 20th C | vagina, or a woman's pubic hair |
| birth cannon | vagina | |
| bit of fish | mid19th C | vagina |
| bit of jam | late 19th C | vagina |
| bit of meat | early 18th C | vagina |
| bit of mutton | 19th C | female genitals |
| bit of rough | 19th C | female genitals |
| bit of skate | late 19th C | vagina |
| bit on a fork | mid19th C | vagina |
| bitch butter | 1970s US Black | vaginal wetness from arousal |
| bite | 16th C | vagina |
| bizzle | genitals | |
| black ace | 17th C | female pubic hair and genitals |
| black Bess | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| black cat with its throat cut | 1950s | female pubic hair and genitals |
| black hole | 19th C | vagina |
| black jock | 18th C | pubic hair |
| black joke | vagina | |
| black ring | 19th C | vagina |
| blate | 1990s | vagina |
| blind alley | 19th C | vagina |
| blind eye | 18th C | vagina |
| Bluebeard's closet | 19th C | vagina |
| blurt | 1990s | vagina |
| blut | 1990s | vagina |
| boat | 1950s US Black | genitals |
| bob and hit | 19th C | vagina; from rhyming slang 'pit' |
| bone yard | vagina | |
| bone | 17th C | vagina; literally 'the grinder' |
| bonne-bouche | 19th C | vagina; from French 'pleasant taste' |
| bonnet | 1990s | female genitals |
| boodle | 1980s US | female genitals |
| boody | female genitals | |
| book-binder's wife | 19th C | female genitals; i.e. she 'manufactures in sheets' |
| booty | 1920s US Black | vagina/female genitals; literally 'body' |
| bore | 18th C | vagina |
| boskage of Venus | 19th C | female genitals |
| botany bay | 19th C | genitals; i.e. 'down under' |
| bottomless pit | 18th C | vagina |
| bower of bliss | 17th C | vagina |
| box | 1940s US | vagina, viewed sexually, as a place for the penis |
| boy in the boat | 19th C | clitoris |
| brat-getting place | 19th C | vagina |
| breach | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| bread | 1950s US Black | genitals |
| bread-box | vagina | |
| breadwinner | 19th C | vagina |
| breakfast of champions | 1990s | labia |
| broccoli | 1980s | female pubic hair |
| broom | 19th C | pubic hair/genitals |
| brown madam | 18th C | female pubic hair/genitals |
| brownie | 1970s | vulva |
| brush | 1930s | female pubic hair |
| bucket seat | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| bucket | 1990s | vagina, esp. a large or loose vagina |
| Buckinger's boot | 18th C | genitals; worn on 'the third leg' |
| budd | 1990s | clitoris |
| budget | 19th C | genitals |
| bug | 1980s US | vulva |
| bull's eye | 17th C | vagina |
| bum bacon | 1990s | labia |
| bumbo | 18th C | vagina; literally 'alligator' |
| bumshop | 19th C | female genitals or buttocks |
| bun | 17th C | female genitals/pubic hair |
| bung | 1960s US | vagina |
| bunghole | 1960s US | vagina or anus |
| bunny | 18th C | genitals |
| busby | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| bush | 1920s | female pubic hair |
| bushy park | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| business | vulva | |
| butcher's shop | 19th C | female genitals |
| butcher's window | 19th C | vulva |
| butter | 1980s US Black | vagina or vaginal secretions |
| butter-boat | 19th C | vagina |
| button | 19th C | clitoris |
| button-hole | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| cabbage field | 19th C | genitals |
| cabbage garden | 19th C | genitals |
| cabbage patch | 19th C | genitals |
| cabbage | 19th C | genitals |
| cakes | 1960s US Black | female genitals |
| caldron | 19th C | vagina |
| camel toe | vulva, or its appearance through clothing | |
| canasta | female genitals | |
| canister | 20th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| canyon | 1970s | vaginal slit |
| Cape Horn | 19th C | genitals |
| Cape of Good Hope | 19th C | genitals |
| carnal trap | 16th C | vagina |
| carpet | 1980s US | female pubic hair |
| case | 17th C | genitals |
| cat | 19th C, 1950s | pubic hair/genitals/vagina; much like 'pussy' |
| cat's head cut open | 19th C | labia |
| catch-em-alive-o | 19th C | female genitals |
| catcher's mitt | vagina | |
| catfish | female genitals | |
| Catherine wheel | 20th C | female genitals |
| cat's meat | female genitals | |
| catty-cat | 1970s US Black | female genitals/vagina |
| cauliflower | 18th C | genitals |
| cave of harmony | 19th C | vagina |
| cave | vagina | |
| cellar door | 19th C | vagina |
| cellar | 19th C | vagina |
| cellarage | 19th C | vagina |
| center of attraction | genitals | |
| center of bliss | 18th C | vagina |
| central cut | 19th C | genitals |
| central furrow | 19th C | genitals |
| central office | 19th C | genitals |
| centrique part/centric part | 17th C | vagina |
| certificate of birth | 19th C | female genitals |
| cha cha/chach | vagina | |
| Charley Hunt/Charlie Hunt | Vagina; rhyming slang of 'cunt' | |
| Charley/Charlie | Vagina; from 'Charley Hunt' | |
| chasm | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| chat | 18th C | female genitals; from French 'cat' |
| cherry pie | 19th C | vagina |
| cherry pop | female genitals, or loss of virginity | |
| cherry | 1930s US | hymen |
| Chia pet | female genitals/pubic hair | |
| chicken wings | 19th C | labia |
| chimney | vagina | |
| chin rest | 1990s | female genitals/pudendum; i.e. during cunnilingus |
| chinchilla | 20th C US | female genitals/pubic hair |
| chink | 18th C | genitals |
| chocha | genitals | |
| choot | vagina (Hindi) | |
| chopped liver | 20th C | female genitals |
| chuff box | 20th C | vagina |
| chuff | 1940s Australia/UK | vagina |
| chuftie | 1990s | vagina |
| chum | 19th C | genitals |
| churn | vagina | |
| circle | 19th C | vagina |
| civet | 18th C | genitals |
| claff | vagina | |
| clam | 20th C US | female genitals/vagina |
| clambake | 1990s US | female genitals/vagina |
| clamjam | 1990s | vaginal secretions |
| claptrap | 20th C | vagina |
| cleft of flesh | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| cleft | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| clit | 1950s | clitoris |
| clitty | 1950s | clitoris |
| clodge | vagina | |
| cloth | 19th C | pubic hair |
| clout | 1990s | vagina |
| cloven spot | 18th C | vaginal slit |
| Cock Alley | 18th C | vagina |
| cock cave | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| cock cozy | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| Cock Hall | 18th C | vagina |
| cock holster | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| Cock Inn | 19th C | vagina |
| Cock Lane | 19th C | vagina; from Cock Lane in London, where prostitutes were licensed |
| cock pocket | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| cock socket | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| cock squeezer | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| cock tub | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| cock warmer | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| cock | 20th C US Black/US South | vagina |
| cock-chafer | 19th C | vagina |
| cock-holder | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| cock-locker | 1980s | vagina as a place for the penis |
| cock-loft | 19th C | female genitals |
| cockpit | 19th C | vagina, viewed sexually, as a place for the penis |
| Cockshire | 19th C | vagina |
| cockshy | 19th C | vagina |
| cockwash | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| cod trench | 1990s | vagina |
| coffee house | vagina | |
| coffee shop | 19th C | vagina |
| cogie | 19th C | vagina, from Scottish 'milk pail' |
| columns of Venus | 18th C | labia |
| come | 1940s | vaginal secretions near or during orgasm |
| commodity | 19th C | female genitals |
| concern | genitals | |
| conch shell | female genitals | |
| concha | vagina (Latin American Spanish) | |
| confessional | 19th C | female genitals |
| cono | 1940s US | vagina |
| contrapunctum | vagina | |
| conundrum | genitals | |
| cony | 17th C | genitals; literally 'rabbit' |
| cooch/cootch | 20th C US | vagina |
| coochie pop | female genitals | |
| coochie/coochy | vagina/vulva | |
| coochie-snorcher | vagina; featured in the Vagina Monologues | |
| cookie/cookies | female genitals | |
| coot | 1980s US | vulva |
| cooter | 1980s US campus | vagina |
| cooze/cooz/coozie/cozy/coozey/coosie | 1920s US | vagina |
| copper crack | 1990s | female pubic hair, esp. ginger-colored |
| copyhold | 17th C | female genitals |
| corner cupboard | 19th C | vagina, with 'corner' meaning the fork of the legs |
| corner | genitals | |
| cornucopia | 19th C | vagina |
| cotton and wool | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| cotton | 1970s US Black | female pubic hair |
| county down | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| coupler | 18th C | vagina |
| covered way | 19th C | vagina |
| coynte | 19th C | vagina |
| coyote | 19th C US | genitals |
| crack of Heaven | labia and vaginal slit | |
| crack | 16th C | labia and vaginal slit |
| cradle | 19th C | vagina |
| cranny | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| crawl space | vagina | |
| cream jug | 19th C | vagina, as a depository for semen |
| cream | 19th C | vaginal secretions |
| crease | female genitals | |
| crevice | 19th C | labia and vaginal slit |
| crinkum-crankum | 18th C | vagina |
| crooked way | 19th C | female genitals |
| crotch oil | 1980s US | vaginal secretions |
| crotch | 16th C | genital area |
| crown and feathers | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| crown of sense | 17th C | vagina |
| crumpet | genitals | |
| crush | 19th C | vagina |
| cuckoo's nest | 19th C | vagina |
| cum bucket | vagina, as a depository for semen | |
| cum dumpster | vagina, as a depository for semen | |
| cunnicle | vagina | |
| cunnikin | 18th C | vagina |
| cunny warren | 18th C | vagina |
| cunny | early 18th C | vagina; Scottish |
| cunny-burrow | 17th C | vagina |
| cunnyskin | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| cunt | 15th C | vagina; derived from Old English cwithe, 'womb', or from quaint |
| cunt-curtain | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| cunti | vagina | |
| cuntkin | 18th C | vagina |
| cuntlet | 18th C | vagina |
| cuntocks | 1990s | labia |
| Cupid's alley | 19th C | vagina |
| Cupid's anvil | 19th C | vagina |
| Cupid's arms | 19th C | vagina |
| Cupid's cave | 19th C | vagina |
| Cupid's cloister | 19th C | vagina |
| Cupid's corner | 19th C | vagina |
| Cupid's cupboard | 19th C | vagina |
| Cupid's furrow | 19th C | vagina |
| Cupid's hotel | 19th C | vagina |
| Cupid's arbour | 19th C | vagina |
| cush | 1950s | vagina; Arabic 'vagina' |
| cushat | 19th C | female genitals; literally, 'a wood pigeon' |
| custom house goods | 18th C | female genitals |
| custom house | 18th C | female genitals |
| cut and come again | 19th C | genitals |
| cuzzy/cuzzie | 20th C US | vagina; literally 'cousin' |
| Cyprian arbour | 17th C | vagina; from Cyprian 'whore' |
| Cyprian cave | 17th C | vagina; from Cyprian 'whore' |
| Cyprian Strait | 17th C | vagina; from Cyprian 'whore' |
| daisy | 18th C | vagina |
| damber-bush | 19th C | female pubic hair; literally 'dame bush' |
| damp/the damp | 1950s | vagina |
| dark | 19th C | vagina |
| dark-hole | 19th C | vagina |
| date | 1910s Australia | female genitals |
| Davy Crockett's hat | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair, esp, red pubic hair |
| dead end street | 19th C | vagina |
| dearest bodily part | late 16th C | vagina |
| deer hoof | vagina/labia | |
| delta of Venus | female genitals and pubic hair | |
| dent | vagina | |
| dew-flaps | 1990s | labia |
| dick depot | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| dick dock | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| dick drive | vagina | |
| dick holster | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| dick shed | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| dick | 1960s US | clitoris |
| dickey dido | 20th C | vagina and genital area |
| dickwheat | 1990s US | female pubic hair |
| diddle | vagina/clitoris | |
| dilberry bush | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| dimple/dimples | 19th C | female genitals |
| dingleberry | 1970s | clitoris/vagina |
| ditch | 19th C | vagina |
| divine monosyllable | vagina; refers to the taboo 'cunt' | |
| divine scar | vagina | |
| divit | vagina | |
| dna dumpster | vagina, as a depository for semen | |
| dog's mouth | vagina | |
| donkey's yawn | 1990s | vagina |
| donut/doughnut | 1980s | vagina |
| doodle-case | 19th C | vagina; from doodle 'penis' |
| doodle-sack | 19th C | vagina; from doodle 'penis' |
| door of life | vagina | |
| dormouse | 19th C | vagina |
| dot | 1970s lesbian | clitoris |
| double-sucker(s) | 19th C | labia |
| down below | 20th C | genitals |
| down there | 20th C | genitals |
| downshire | 19th C | vagina/genitals/pubic hair |
| downstairs | 20th C | genitals |
| downy bit | 19th C | vagina |
| drain | 19th C | vagina |
| dripping delta | female genitals | |
| dripping pan | 18th C | female genitals/vagina |
| drippings | 18th C | vaginal secretions |
| droog | female genitals | |
| duckpond | 19th C | female genitals |
| duckweed | 1990s US | female pubic hair |
| dumb glutton | 18th C | vagina; it 'eats' the penis |
| dumb squint | 18th C | vagina |
| dyke | 19th C | vagina |
| ear between the legs | 19th C | labia, esp. the labia minora |
| Easy Bake oven | vagina/uterus | |
| eel pot | late 18th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| eel-skinner | late 18th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| Einstein | 1980s US campus | female pubic hair; from the physicist's hair |
| entrance | 19th C | vagina |
| etcetera | 16th C | female genitals/vagina |
| Eve's custom house | late 18th C | female genitals/vagina; where Adam's arsenal 'male genitalia' first entered |
| evening socket | 1990s | vagina; the penis 'plugs in' at night |
| evergreens | 19th C | female pubic hair/genitals |
| everlasting wound | 19th C | vagina |
| exchequer | mid16th C | vagina |
| Exeter Hall | 19th C | vagina; refers to the temperance hall |
| eye that weeps most when best pleased/eye that weeps | 19th C | vagina |
| face between her forks | 16th C | female genitals; from fork, where the legs join the trunk |
| factotum | 19th C | vagina; literally, 'man of all work' |
| fadge | 1990s | vagina |
| fan | 19th C | female genitals |
| fancy work | 20th C | female pubic hair |
| fancy-bit | 19th C | genitals |
| fandango | female genitals/vagina | |
| fanny batter | 1990s | vaginal secretions |
| fanny flange | 1990s | clitoris |
| fanny | mid19th C | vagina, in British English; in American English it means the buttocks |
| fanny-artful/Fanny Artful | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| fanny-fair/Fanny fair | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| fart-daniel | 19th C | vagina; literally 'a sucking pig' |
| fat cock | 19th C | labia/labia minora, esp. when prominent |
| feather | 18th C | female pubic hair |
| felted mound | female pubic hair/genitals | |
| feminine gender | 19th C | vagina |
| fern | 1950s US | female pubic hair/genitals |
| fiddle | 19th C | vagina |
| fie-for-shame | 19th C | vagina |
| fig | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| fillet-o-fish | female genitals/labia | |
| finger hut | vagina | |
| finger pie | 20th C | genitals |
| fire | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| firelock | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| fireplace | 19th C | vagina |
| fires of hell | 19th C | vagina |
| firework | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| fish hole | vagina | |
| fish lips | 1990s | The labia |
| fish market | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| fish mitten | 1990s | vagina |
| fish pie | female genitals/vagina | |
| fish taco | labia/vagina | |
| fish | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| fish-tank | 1980s | female genitals/vagina |
| flange | 1990s US | vagina |
| flap snot | 1990s | vaginal secretions |
| flap | 17th C | vagina |
| flaps | 1960s | labia |
| fleece | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| flesh tuxedo | 20th C | vagina; featured in Spinal Tap |
| flesh wallet | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| fleshly part | 19th C | female genitals |
| flitter | 19th C US | female genitals/vagina; literally, 'a pancake' |
| flounder, the | female genitals/vagina | |
| flower of chivalry | 19th C | vagina |
| flower | female genitals | |
| flue | 19th C US | vagina |
| fluff | 19th C; also 1970s US Black | female pubic hair |
| fly by night | 19th C | female genitals |
| fly-cage | 19th C | vagina |
| fly-catcher | 19th C | vagina |
| flytrap | 19th C | vagina |
| foo foo/foof | female genitals | |
| fool trap | 17th C | vagina |
| forecastle | 19th C | genitals |
| fore-court | 19th C | genitals |
| foregut | 19th C | female genitals |
| fore-hatch | 19th C | vagina |
| fore-room | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| forest | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| forewoman | 19th C | female genitals |
| forge | 19th C | female genitals |
| fornicator | 19th C | vagina |
| fornicator's hall | vagina | |
| Fort Bushy | female pubic hair | |
| fort | 19th C | vagina |
| fortress | 19th C | vagina |
| fountain of love | 19th C | vagina |
| framazama | female genitals | |
| free fishery | 19th C | vagina |
| French dip | 1950s | precoital vaginal secretions |
| frizzle | 20th C | vagina and pubic hair |
| front attic | 19th C | vagina |
| front bottom | 1990s | vagina |
| front bum/ front-butt | 1990s New Zealand | vagina |
| front door mat | 1930s | female pubic hair |
| front door/the front door | 19th C US Black | vagina; as contrasted with the back door, 'the anus' |
| front entrance | 19th C | vagina |
| front garden | 19th C | female genitals and pubic hair |
| front gate | 19th C | vagina |
| front gut | 19th C | vagina |
| front parlor | 19th C | vagina |
| front room | 19th C | vagina |
| front window | 19th C | vagina |
| fruitful vine | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| fuck flaps | 1990s | labia |
| fuckhole | late 19th C | vagina |
| fud | vagina (Scottish) | |
| fun hatch | 1990s | female genitals/vagina |
| fun hole | vagina | |
| fun tunnel | vagina | |
| funniment | 19th C | vagina |
| funny bit | 19th C | vagina |
| fur below | 18th C | female pubic hair |
| fur burger | 1960s | female genitals/vagina |
| fur pie | 20th C | female pubic hair/vagina |
| fur | 18th C | female pubic hair |
| furrow | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| furry bicycle stand | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| furry cup | vagina | |
| furry front bottom | 1990s | vagina |
| furry hoop | 20th C | vagina |
| furze-bush | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| futy | 20th C | vagina |
| futz | 1940s | vagina; literally, 'a trifle' |
| fuzz box | female pubic hair/vagina | |
| fuzz | 1980s | female pubic hair |
| fuzzburger | 1960s | vagina |
| fuzzies | 1960s US | female pubic hair |
| fuzzy cup | 1970s US Black | vagina |
| fuzzy lap flounder | 1990s US | vagina |
| fuzzy taco | female genitals/vagina | |
| G | 1950s US Black | vagina; abbreviation of 'goodies' |
| gallimaufry | 19th C | vagina; literally, 'a mess of food' |
| gammon | 1990s | vagina |
| gap | 18th C | vagina |
| gape over the garter | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| gape | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| gaper | 19th C | vagina/labia |
| garage | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| garden gate/garden gates | 19th C | labia |
| Garden of Eden | 16th C | pubic hair/vagina |
| garden of pleasure | 19th C | vagina |
| garden | 19th C | female pubic hair/vagina |
| gash | 18th C | vaginal slit |
| gasp and grunt | vagina | |
| gate in the orchard | 19th C | labia/vagina/pubic hair |
| gate of horn | 19th C | vagina |
| gate of life | 19th C | vagina |
| Gates of Heaven | female genitals/vagina | |
| gazookus | 1970s US | female genitals or buttocks |
| gear | late 19th C | vagina |
| gee | 1990s | vagina or buttocks |
| gee-gee | 1950s US | vagina or buttocks |
| generating place | 19th C | vagina |
| gentleman's pleasure-garden | 19th C | female genitals |
| geography | 1920s | genitals |
| gigg/gig | 18th C | genitals; literally, 'a light carriage' |
| gigi | female genitals | |
| gina | vagina | |
| ginch | 1950s | vagina; literally, 'a small piece' |
| giner | vagina | |
| ginge minge | 1990s | female pubic hair, esp. ginger-colored |
| girl street | vagina | |
| gizmo | 1940s | vagina |
| glamity | 1980s | vagina; West Indies/UK Black teen dial. for 'wet and sticky' |
| glory hole | 1920s US | vagina, or another hole into which one might stick his penis |
| glory road | vagina | |
| gluepot/goo pot | 20th C | vagina, as place for semen |
| gnash | female genitals | |
| goat-milker | 19th C | vagina, as a depository for semen |
| golden donut/doughnut | 20th C | vagina |
| golden doorway | female genitals | |
| golden gully | female genitals | |
| goldfinch's nest | 19th C | A place for the penis |
| gooseberry bush | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| goose-grease | 19th C | vaginal secretions |
| gorilla burger | 1990s | female pubic hair/genitals |
| gorilla salad | 1960s US gay | female pubic hair |
| Grand Canyon | vagina, esp. a large vagina | |
| grass | 1910s | female pubic hair |
| gravy boat | female genitals | |
| gravy | mid18th C | vaginal secretions |
| gravy-giver | 19th C | vagina |
| gravy-maker | 19th C | vagina |
| Great Divide, the | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| green grove | 19th C | female pubic hair/genitals |
| green meadow | mid19th C | genitals/pubic hair |
| greengrocery | mid19th C | vagina |
| grindstone | 19th C | female genitals |
| gristle-gripper | 1990s | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| groceries | 19th C US gay | vagina |
| grommet | 19th C US | vagina |
| groove | 1920s US Black | vaginal slit |
| grotto | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| Grove of Eglantine | 19th C | female pubic hair and genitals |
| growler | 1990s New Zealand | vagina |
| grumble | genitals | |
| grummet | 19th C | vagina; literally, 'a washer' |
| gulf | 19th C | vagina |
| gully hole | 19th C | vagina |
| gully | 19th C | vagina |
| gusset | 17th C | vagina |
| gut entrance | 19th C | vagina |
| gutter | 19th C | vagina |
| gymnasium | 17th C | vagina |
| gynie | vagina | |
| gyve/gyvel | 18th C | vagina; literally, 'a shackle' |
| haddock pastie/pasty | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| hair court | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| hair pie | 1930s US | vagina |
| hairburger | 1980s US | female genitals/vagina |
| hairy axe wound | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy checkbook | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy cherry | female genitals/vagina | |
| hairy cup | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy donut/doughnut | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy goblet | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy lasso | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy Mary | 1960s Irish | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy oracle | 18th C | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy ring | 19th C | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy wheel | mid19th C Australia | vagina and pubic hair |
| Hairyfordshire | 19th C | vagina and pubic hair |
| half-moon | 17th C | vagina |
| ham sandwich | female genitals/vagina | |
| hamburger | female genitals/vagina | |
| Hans Carvel's ring | 18th C | vagina; literary |
| ha'penny/halfpenny | 20th C | vagina |
| happy hunting grounds | 19th C US | female genitals |
| happy valley | genitals | |
| harbor of hope | 19th C | female genitals |
| harbor | 19th C | female genitals |
| hat | 18th C | vagina |
| hatchet wound | vagina | |
| hatchway | 19th C | vagina |
| heart-shaped box | vagina | |
| heaven | 18th C | vagina |
| heaven's door | vagina | |
| Hebe | 18th C | vagina/pubic hair; from the goddess of youth |
| hedge on the dyke | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| hell | 18th C | vagina |
| her | female genitals | |
| Herbie's bonnet/Herbie's Beetle bonnet | 20th C | female genitals, esp. when shaved, likened to the Volkswagen Beetle's round bonnet |
| hey nonny nonny/hey-nonny-no | 17th C | female genitals |
| hidey hole | vagina | |
| highway | 20th C | female genitals/vagina |
| hina | vagina | |
| hinge | female genitals | |
| hirsute oyster | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| hive | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| hog eye | vagina | |
| hogstye of Venus | 19th C | female genitals |
| hole of content | 19th C | vagina |
| hole of holes | 19th C | vagina |
| hole | 16th C | vagina |
| Holloway | 19th C | vagina; a pun on 'hollow way' |
| holy Dorito | 1990s | female genitals |
| holy of holies | vagina | |
| home plate | female genitals/vagina; the final of the four 'bases' | |
| home sweet home | late 19th C | vagina |
| hone | 17th C | vagina |
| honey altar | 1990s | vagina |
| honey cave | vagina, esp. during cunnilingus | |
| honey pot | 18th C | vagina, esp. during cunnilingus |
| honeysuckle | female genitals | |
| hooch/hootch/hootchie | female genitals/vagina | |
| hoo-ha/ hoo-hoo | female genitals/vagina | |
| hoon | vagina | |
| hoop | 1930s US prison | vagina |
| horse collar | 19th C | genitals |
| hortus | 18th C | female genitals/vagina; from Latin 'garden' |
| hot box | 20th C US | vagina, esp. of a woman who orgasms quickly |
| hot pocket | vagina | |
| hot spot | clitoris | |
| hotel | 19th C | vagina |
| Hottentot apron | 20th C | labia, esp. when elongated |
| house under the hill | 19th C | vagina |
| housewife | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| hummer hole | female genitals/vagina | |
| hush puppy | female genitals | |
| hypogastrian cranny/hypogastric cranny | 17th C | vagina; from Greek hypogastrum, the part of the body below the belly and above the genitals |
| ineffable, the | 19th C | vagina |
| Inglenook | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| inkwell | 1970s US | vagina |
| instrument | 19th C | genitals |
| intimate part | genitals of either sex or the breasts of a woman; similar to 'private parts' | |
| Irish fortune | 19th C | vagina |
| it | mid19th C | genitals of either sex |
| itcher | late 17th C | vagina |
| itching Jenny | 19th C | vagina |
| ivory gate | 19th C | vagina |
| jack in the box | female genitals/vagina | |
| Jack nasty face | mid19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| Jack Straw's castle | 19th C | vagina |
| Jacob's ladder | 19th C | vagina; the penis 'climbs' up it |
| jade gate | vagina | |
| jam cookie | 1990s | female genitals/vagina |
| jam | 1980s US Black | female genitals/vagina |
| jampot | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| jaws of hell | vagina | |
| jaxy | vagina | |
| jelly bag | 17th C | female genitals |
| jelly box | 1920s US | female genitals/vagina |
| jelly roll | 1920s US | female genitals/vagina |
| jelly | 1920s US Black | female genitals/vagina |
| jewel | 19th C | vagina |
| jigger | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| jing-jang | 19th C | vagina |
| jizz receptacle | vagina, as a depository for semen | |
| jock | late 18th C | genitals and surrounding area |
| Joe Hunt | Vagina; rhyming slang of 'cunt' | |
| joint | 1970s US | female genitals/vagina |
| joy box | 1970s US | vagina |
| joy button | 1970s US | clitoris |
| joy buzzer | 1970s | clitoris |
| joy hole | 1930s US Black | vagina |
| joy trail | 1970s | vagina |
| juice box | vagina | |
| justum | 17th C | vagina; from Latin 'a suitable thing' |
| jyna | vagina | |
| kaifa/keifer/kyfer | 19th C | female genitals; from Arabic kayf 'absolute enjoyment' |
| kazoo | 1960s | vagina |
| kennel | 18th C | vagina |
| kettle | 17th C | vagina |
| keyhole | 19th C | vagina |
| kipper box | 1990s | vagina; esp. if unwashed |
| kipper | 1950s | vagina |
| kitchen | 19th C | genitals |
| kitty/kitty-cat | 20th C | vagina; similar to 'pussy' |
| knicker bacon | 1990s | labia |
| knick-knack | 19th C | genitals/vagina |
| kooter | genitals/vagina | |
| laced mutton | 17th C | female genitals |
| ladder | vagina; the penis 'climbs' up it | |
| Lady Berkeley | 19th C | vagina; rhyming slang, 'Berkeley Hunt' from 'cunt' |
| lady flower | mid19th C | vagina |
| Lady Jane | mid19th C | vagina |
| lady star | vagina | |
| lady's low toupee | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| lamp of love | 19th C | vagina |
| landing strip | female pubic hair, esp. when styled with a thin strip of hair | |
| lap flounder | vagina | |
| lap | late 16th C | vagina |
| lapland | 19th C | vagina |
| lather-maker | 19th C | vagina, as a depository for semen |
| lawn | 1950s | pubic hair |
| leading article | 19th C | genitals |
| leather | 16th C | vagina |
| leather-lane/Leather Lane | 19th C | vagina |
| leaving shop | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| lemon | 1930s US Black | vagina or pubic hair |
| life's dainty | 19th C | female genitals |
| lips | 1990s US Black | labia |
| little (old) man in the boat | 19th C | clitoris |
| little boy in the boat | 20th C | clitoris |
| little man | 20th C | clitoris |
| little Mary | female genitals | |
| little pal | 19th C | clitoris/vagina |
| little ploughman | 19th C | clitoris |
| little shame tongue | 19th C | clitoris |
| little sister | 19th C | female genitals |
| living fountain | 17th C | vagina |
| lob's pound | 16th C | female genitals; from lob 'penis' |
| lobster pot | 19th C | genitals |
| lock of locks | 18th C | vagina |
| lock | 19th C | vagina |
| locker | 19th C | vagina |
| lodging | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| loins | genitals | |
| lollipop | 1960s | female genitals/vagina |
| long-eye | 19th C | vagina |
| loose meat sandwich | Australian | female genitals |
| lotus/lotus flower | vagina | |
| love box | 1980s US | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| love button | 1990s US | clitoris |
| love canal | 1980s US | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| love chamber | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| love flesh | 19th C | vagina |
| love glove | 1980s US | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| love grotto | vagina | |
| love hole | 1980s US | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| love juice | late 19th C | vaginal secretions, esp. during arousal |
| love lane | mid19th C | vagina |
| love muscle | vagina | |
| love nest | 1990s US | vagina |
| love tunnel | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| love's harbor | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| love's paradise | 19th C | female genitals |
| love's pavilion | vagina | |
| love's harbor | 19th | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| low countries | 18th C | genitals |
| lower lip | labia | |
| lower mouth | 19th C | labia |
| lower stomach | genitals of either sex | |
| lower wig | 19th C | pubic hair |
| lowlands | 18th C | genitals |
| lucky bag | 19th C | genitals |
| lute | 19th C | female genitals |
| machine | 19th C | genitals |
| maddikin | 18th C | female genitals/vagina |
| madge | 18th C | vagina |
| magpie's nest | 20th C US Black | female genitals |
| maid's ring | 19th C | hymen |
| main avenue | 19th C | vagina |
| main vein | 1950s | female genitals/vagina |
| malkin | 17th C | vagina; from Scottish 'cat' |
| man in the boat | late 19th C | clitoris |
| mangle | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| manhole | 20th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| manko | vagina (Japanese) | |
| man's ruin | female genitals | |
| mantrap | late 18th C | vagina |
| map of Tasmania/Tassie/Tazzy/Tassie/Tasi, mapatazi/mapatasi | 1990s Australia | female pubic hair; from its similarity to the shape of Tasmania |
| map-trap | 18th C | female genitals |
| marble arch | 19th C | vagina |
| mark of the beast | 18th C | genitals |
| Mary Jane | 19th C | female genitals |
| masterpiece | 18th C | genitals |
| maw | 19th C | female genitals |
| McMuff | 1990s | female pubic hair/genitals |
| meat curtains | 1990s | labia majora |
| meat grinder | female genitals/vagina | |
| meat wallet | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| meat | 16th C | genitals |
| medlar | 18th C | female genitals |
| melting pot | 19th C | vagina; it 'melts' the semen from the penis |
| mick | 1930s Australia | vagina |
| Mickey Mouse | 1930s US | female genitals |
| mickey | 1960s Australia | vagina; in contrast, means 'penis' in Irish slang |
| middle cut | 1970s US Black | vagina |
| middle kingdom | 19th C | vagina |
| midlands | 19th C | genitals |
| milk jug | 18th C | vagina |
| milk pan | 19th C | vagina, as a depository for semen |
| milker | late 19th C | vagina; it 'milks' the penis |
| milking pail/milk pail | 19th C | vagina; it 'milks' the penis |
| mill | 18th C | vagina |
| milliner's shop | 19th C | female genitals |
| milt market | 19th C | vagina; from milt, the roe of the male fish |
| milt shop | 19th C | vagina; from milt, the roe of the male fish |
| mine of pleasure | 19th C | vagina |
| minge | 20th C | vagina and pubic hair |
| mink | 20th C US | female genitals |
| miraculous cairn | 19th C | female genitals |
| miraculous pitcher | 18th C | female genitals |
| Miss Brown | 18th C | vagina |
| Miss Laycock | 18th C | vagina |
| mo | 19th C Australia | female genitals; abbreviation of 'moustache' |
| modicum | 18th C | genitals |
| mohair knickers | 1990s | female pubic hair, esp. when very hairy |
| mole-catcher | late 19th C | vagina |
| Molly's hole | 19th C | vagina |
| money box | 19th C | vagina |
| money machine | 1960s US | female genitals/vagina |
| money | 18th C | vagina |
| moneymaker | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| money-spinner | 19th C | vagina |
| monkey | 19th C Australia/US | vagina |
| monosyllable | 18th C | vagina; refers to the taboo cunt |
| Mons Meg | 19th C | vagina; from the mouth of the cannon at Edinburgh Castle |
| moose knuckle | clitoris or vagina | |
| moosey | 1920s US | female genitals; refers to the pubic hair, or means 'soft,' 'over-ripe' |
| mortar | vagina | |
| moss rose | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| moss | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| mossy bank | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| mossy cell | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| mossy cottage | 1990s | female pubic hair/genitals |
| mossy doughnut | 1940s US | female pubic hair/genitals |
| mossy face | 18th C | female pubic hair/genitals |
| mother of all masons | 19th C | vagina |
| mother of all saints | 18th C | genitals |
| mother of all souls | female genitals | |
| mother of St. Patrick | 18th C | vagina |
| mother of St. Paul | 19th C | vagina |
| mott-carpet/mot-carpet | 19th C | female pubic hair; literally 'woman-carpet' |
| mott-fleece | 19th C | female pubic hair; literally 'woman-fleece' |
| mound | female genital area | |
| Mount Pleasant | 19th C | genitals |
| Mount-Faulcon | 16th C | female genitals |
| mouse | female genitals | |
| mousehole | 19th C | vagina |
| mouser | 19th C | vagina |
| mousetrap | 19th C | vagina |
| mouth thankless | 19th C | vagina |
| mouth that cannot bite | 17th C | vagina |
| much-traveled highway | 19th C | vagina |
| mud flaps | labia, esp. those of dark-skinned women | |
| muff | late 17th | female pubic hair and vagina; from the fleecy hand-warmers of old |
| muffin | 1950s | female genitals |
| mushroom | 19th C | female genitals |
| mustard and cress | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| mustard pot | 19th C | female genitals |
| mute | 1970s | vagina; the 'mouth' cannot speak |
| mutton | 16th C | genitals/vagina |
| naf/naff | 19th C | vagina |
| naggie/naggy | 19th C | vagina |
| name it not | 19th C | vagina |
| nameless | 19th C | vagina |
| nana/na-na | female genitals | |
| nanty crackling | 19th C | female genitals |
| nappy dugout | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| nasty | 19th C | vagina |
| nature | 19th C US Black | genitals |
| nature's privy seal | 19th C | hymen |
| nature's treasury | 19th C | female genitals |
| nature's tufted treasure | 19th C | female genitals and pubic hair |
| naughty | 19th C | vagina |
| nautch | vagina | |
| needle-book | vagina | |
| needlecase | 19th C | vagina |
| nest in the bush | 17th C | pubic hair/vagina |
| nest | 18th C | vagina |
| nether (eye)lashes | 19th C | pubic hair |
| nether beard | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| nether end | 19th C | vagina |
| nether eye | 19th C | vagina |
| nether eyebrow | 19th C | pubic hair |
| nether lips | 19th C | labia |
| nether parts | genitals | genitals of either sex; literally 'the lower parts' |
| nether regions | genitals | genitals of either sex; literally 'the lower parts' |
| nether whiskers | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| Netherlands, the | 18th C | genitals of either sex |
| nettle bed | 18th C | vagina and pubic hair |
| never-out/the never out | 19th C | vagina |
| niche | female genitals | |
| niche-cock | 18th C | vagina |
| nick in the notch | 19th C | vagina |
| nick | 18th C | vaginal slit |
| nick-nack | 19th C | genitals/vagina |
| ninepence | 19th C | female genitals |
| nock | 16th C | genitals/vagina |
| nonesuch | 18th C | vagina |
| nonny-no | 16th C | vagina |
| nooch | genitals | |
| nookie/nooky/nook | 1960s US | female genitals; 'nookie' also mean coitus |
| notch | 18th C | vaginal slit |
| novelty | 18th C | vagina |
| nub | clitoris | |
| number nip | 19th C | vagina |
| nursery | 19th C | vagina |
| nuts | 20th C US Black | clitoris |
| oat bin | genitals | |
| old ding | 19th C | 19th vagina |
| old frizzle | 18th C | female pubic hair/genitals |
| old hat | 17th C | genitals |
| old lady | 19th C | vagina |
| old thing | mid19th C | genitals |
| old woman | late 18th C | vagina |
| Olympic pool | 20th C | vagina |
| omnibus | 19th C | vagina; it is 'ridden' by all |
| one-ended furrow | 19th C | vagina |
| open charms | 19th C | vagina |
| oracle | 198h C | vagina |
| orange | 17th C | female genitals |
| orchard | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| organ grinder | vagina | |
| Oval Office | US | vagina viewed sexually; puns on the personal office of the US President without suggesting any sexual impropriety on his behalf |
| oven | 17th C | vagina |
| oyster | 17th C | vagina |
| oyster-catcher | 19th C | female genitals |
| p | 1990s US Black | vagina; abbreviation of 'pussy' |
| P.E.E.P. | 1980s US | 'perfectly excellent eating pussy' |
| package | 1980s US | genitals |
| palace of pleasure | 19th C | vagina |
| pan | genitals | |
| pancake | 19th C | female genitals |
| panty hamster | female pubic hair/genitals | |
| parking lot | 1960s US | vagina |
| parlor/parlor room | 19th C | vagina |
| parsley bed | 18th C | pubic hair/vagina |
| parsley | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| part of India | 16th C | from the shape of the pudendum |
| parts of shame | 19th C | genitals |
| parts | genitals of either sex; shortened form of 'private parts' | |
| passion flaps | 1990s | labia |
| passion pit | 19th C | vagina |
| patch | 19th C | female pubic hair/genitals |
| peach fish | vagina | |
| peach | female genitals | |
| peculiar river | 16th C | vagina |
| pelt | pubic hair | |
| pen wiper | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| pen | 19th C | female genitals |
| periwinkle | mid19th C | vagina |
| Phoenix nest | 19th C | vagina; it makes the penis 'rise again' |
| pie | 1950s US | vagina |
| pigeonhole | 16th C | vagina |
| pin-case | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| pin-cushion | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| pineapple | 1910s | vagina |
| pink taco | labia and vaginal slit | |
| pink velvet sausage wallet | 1990s | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| pink | 1950s | vagina, esp. an open vagina in pornography |
| pink-eye | 20th C US | vagina |
| pintlecase | 19th C | vagina; from pintle 'penis' |
| pipe cleaner | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| pipe | 1960s | vagina |
| pipkin | 17th C | vagina |
| piss curtains | labia | |
| piss fenders | labia | |
| piss flaps/piss flappers | 20th C | labia |
| pisser | late 19th C | vagina |
| pit hole | 19th C | vagina |
| pit mouth | 19th C | vagina |
| pit of darkness | 19th C | vagina |
| pit of pork | 18th C | female genitals |
| pit | 19th C | vagina |
| pitcher that holds water with the mouth down | 18th C | vagina |
| pitcher | 18th C | vagina |
| place, the | 20th C | vagina |
| placket/placket box | 17th C | vaginal slit; literally 'the slit at the top of a petticoat' |
| plaything | vagina | |
| pleasure boat | 19th C | vagina |
| pleasure ground/pleasure grounds | 19th C | vagina |
| pleasure place | 19th C | female genitals |
| plum tree | 17th C | female genitals |
| plumber's toolbag | 1990s | female genitals |
| plush | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| p-maker | 19th C | vagina; i.e. 'piss-maker' |
| vagina | ||
| pocketbook | vagina | |
| poes | 1960s South Africa | vagina; i.e. 'pussy' |
| poke-hole/poking hole | late 19th C | vagina |
| pokey | 20th C West Indies | vagina |
| pole hole | 1970s | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| poon | 1920s US | vagina |
| poonani | female genitals | |
| poontang pie | female genitals | |
| poontang | 1920s US | vagina or coitus; from French putaine 'prostitute'; formerly used in the US South of copulation by a white male with a black female |
| poor man's blessing | 19th C | vagina |
| pootenanny/pootnanny | 1990s US Black | vagina |
| pooter | vagina | |
| pootie poo/pooty poo | vagina | |
| poozle | 19th C | vagina; i.e. 'pussy' |
| po-po | vagina | |
| portal of Venus | vagina | |
| porthole | 17th C | vagina |
| pot | vagina | |
| pouch | 1940s | vagina |
| pouter | 19th C | vagina |
| pranny/prannie | 19th C | vagina; from Scottish pran 'to crush' |
| prat/pratt/prats | 19th C | vagina |
| premises | 19th C | vagina |
| prick-holder | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| prick-purse | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| prick-scourer | 19th C | vagina |
| prick-skinner | 19th C | vagina |
| prime cut | 1970s | vagina |
| private parts | genitals of either sex; the parts usually hidden from the public | |
| privates | genitals of either sex; the parts usually hidden from the public | |
| privities | genitals of either sex | |
| privy hole | vagina | |
| privy paradise | 19th C | vagina |
| privy parts | genitals of either sex; an older version of private parts | |
| promised land/The Promised Land | genitals | |
| pubes | 1950s | pubic hair |
| pubsickers | 1990s Irish | pubic hair |
| puddle | 19th C | vagina |
| pudenda muliebris/muliebre | female genitals | |
| pudendum | anatomical term for the female external sex organs | |
| puki/puke | vagina (Filipino) | |
| pulpit | 19th C | genitals |
| pump dale | 17th C | female genitals |
| pum-pum | 1980s West Indies | female genitals |
| punani/punaani | vagina | |
| punce | 19th C | vagina |
| pundu | 1970s | South Africa |
| punse | 19th C Yiddish | vagina |
| purse | 17th C | vagina |
| puss | 17th C | genitals |
| pussy hair | 1970s | female pubic hair |
| pussy | mid19th C | vagina |
| pussycat | 19th C US Black | vagina |
| quaint/queynte | 16th C | vagina |
| quarry | 18th C | vagina |
| queen of holes | 19th C | vagina |
| quid | 19th C | genitals; from Latin 'what' |
| quiff | 20th C | vagina |
| quim bush | 18th C | female pubic hair |
| quim nuts | 1990s US | labia, esp. if large |
| quim whiskers | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| quim wig | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| quim/quem | early 18th C | vagina; from quaint, or Welsh cwm 'valley' |
| quimsby | early 18th C | vagina |
| quiver | 19th C | vagina |
| quoniam | 15th C | genitals; from Latin 'whereas' |
| rag box | 1970s US Black | vagina |
| rasp | late 19th C | genitals |
| rat trap | vagina | |
| rat | 1990s | vagina or pubic hair |
| rattle bollocks | 18th C | genitals |
| Rattlesnake Canyon | 20th C | vagina |
| receipt of custom | 18th C | female genitals |
| receiving set | vagina | |
| red ace | 19th C | vagina and pubic hair |
| red c. | 19th C | vagina and pubic hair; literally 'red cunt' |
| red lane | 20th C | female genitals |
| red snapper | 20th C | vagina |
| rest and be thankful | 19th C | vagina |
| rigol | 17th C | vagina; literally 'watercourse' |
| ring | 16th C | vagina or anus, viewed sexually |
| ringarangaroo | 1930s US | vagina |
| road to a christening | 19th C | vagina |
| road to Heaven | 19th C | vagina |
| road | late 16th C | vagina |
| roast beef curtain(s) | labia or vagina | |
| roasting jack | 19th C | vagina |
| Rob the ruffian | 19th C | vagina |
| rod roaster | vagina | |
| rooster | 19th C | vagina |
| rose | 18th C | vagina, esp. of a virgin |
| rosebud | clitoris | |
| rough malkin | 17th C | female genitals; from Scottish malkin 'cat' |
| rough-and-ready | mid19th C | vagina |
| rough-and-tumble | mid19th C | vagina |
| rough-o | 19th C | vagina |
| Rufus | 19th C | genitals |
| rug | female pubic hair | |
| rusty bucket | 1990s | female pubic hair |
| sack | late 17th C | vagina |
| saddle bags | 1990s | labia |
| saddle | 17th C | vagina |
| saltcellar | 19th C | female genitals |
| salting | 1950s West Indies | female genitals; literally 'salty thing' |
| sampler | 19th C | female genitals; something one 'sews' |
| satchel | vagina | |
| sausage wallet | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| scabbard | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| scat | 1970s US Black | vagina |
| scate | 17th C | vagina; i.e. the fish 'skate' |
| scratch | vagina | |
| scrubbing brush | 19th C Australia | female pubic hair |
| scut | 16th C | pubic hair; literally 'a rabbit's tail' |
| scuttle | vagina | |
| second hole from the back of the neck | 20th C | vagina |
| secret parts | genitals of either sex | |
| seed plot | 19th C | vagina |
| seminary | 19th C | vagina, as a depository for semen |
| serpent socket | 1990s | vagina |
| sex hole | vagina | |
| sex | 1930s | genitals of either sex |
| shady spring | 19th C | female genitals |
| shakebag | 18th C | vagina |
| shaving brush | 20th C | female pubic hair |
| she | 19th C | female genitals |
| sheath | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| shooter's hill | 19th C | genitals |
| short and curlies | 20th C | pubic hair |
| shot-locker | 20th C US | vagina, as a depository for semen |
| shrubbery | 19th C | pubic hair |
| Sigourney Weaver | 1990s | female pubic hair; rhyming slang of 'beaver' |
| silent beard | 19th C | female pubic hair; the vagina is a silent 'mouth' |
| silk igloo | vagina | |
| skincoat | 16th C | vagina |
| skin-the-pizzle | 19th C | vagina; from pizzle 'penis' |
| slash | 20th C US | vagina |
| sleeve | 1990s US | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| slice of life | 20th C | vagina |
| slice | 20th C | vagina |
| slit | 17th C | labia and vagina |
| slithery | 1930s | vagina |
| slot | 1940s Australia | vagina |
| sluice | 17th C | vagina |
| smock alley | 18th C | female genitals |
| smoo | genitals | |
| snake charmer | vagina | |
| snapper | 1960s US | vagina; from 'snapping pussy', one with strong control of the vaginal muscles |
| snapping turtle | 20th C | vagina, esp. one with strong control of the vaginal muscles |
| snatch box | 19th C | vagina |
| snatch | 19th C | vagina/female genitals |
| snatch-blatch | 19th C | vagina |
| snatch-thatch | 18th C | female pubic hair |
| snicket | 1990s | vagina; literally 'a narrow passage' |
| snippet | vagina | |
| snuggy | 1940s US | female pubic hair |
| socket | 17th C | vagina; the penis 'plugs' in |
| south mouth | vagina | |
| South Pole | 19th C | vagina |
| South, the | genitals of either sex | |
| southern belle | female genitals | |
| space | vagina | |
| spadger | 1990s Australia | female genitals; dial. 'a sparrow' |
| Spam Alley | vagina, viewed sexually; from spam 'penis,' derived from meat 'penis' | |
| Spam purse | vagina, viewed sexually; from spam 'penis,' derived from meat 'penis' | |
| spare tongue | 1960s | clitoris |
| spasm chasm | 1990s | vagina, viewed sexually |
| sperm bank | vagina, viewed sexually | |
| sperm-sucker | 19th C | vagina |
| spew alley | 19th C | vagina |
| spinning Jenny | 19th C | vagina |
| spleuchan | 18th C | vagina; from Scottish 'a tobacco pouch' |
| split apricot | 17th C | genitals |
| split beaver/spread beaver/wide-open beaver | 1970s | the open labia and vagina, as in pornography |
| split fig | 17th C | female genitals |
| split kipper | 1990s | vagina |
| split mutton | 17th C | female genitals |
| split | 1910s Australia/US | labia/vagina |
| splittail | labia/vagina | |
| sporran | 19th C | pubic hair |
| sportsman's gap | 19th C | vagina |
| sportsman's hole | 19th C | vagina |
| spot | genitals | |
| spunk-pot | 1990s | vagina, as a depository for semen |
| squelchy monkey | 1990s | vagina |
| squirrel | 1970s US | pubic hair |
| squishy | genitals | |
| stadge | 1990s | vagina, esp. of a fat woman; from 'stodge' i.e. thick and stocky |
| staff breaker | 19th C | vagina |
| staff climber | 19th C | vagina |
| standing room for one | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| stank | 1970s US Black | vagina |
| steak drapes | 1990s | labia |
| stench trench | 20th C | female genitals |
| stink hole | vagina | |
| stink | 1970s US Black | vagina |
| stinkpot | 1950s US Black | vagina |
| stinky pink | vagina | |
| stoat | 1990s | vagina |
| stream's town/streamstown/Stream Town | 18th C | vagina |
| stubble | 18th C | pubic hair |
| stuff | genitals | |
| suck and swallow | 19th C | vagina |
| sugar basin | 19th C | vagina |
| sugar walls | vagina | |
| sushi taco | 1990s | female genitals, esp. the labia majora |
| sweaty axe wound/sweaty hatchet wound | female genitals | |
| sweet briar | 17th C | female pubic hair |
| sweet potato pie | 1980s US Black | female genital area |
| sweet spot | G-spot | |
| t'aint/taintmeat | 1990s US | female genitals, or the perineum of either sex |
| taco | female genitals, esp. the labia majora | |
| tail box | genitals | |
| tail feathers | 17th C | female pubic hair |
| tail gap | vagina | |
| tail gate | genitals | |
| tail hole | vagina | |
| tail | 17th C | genitals |
| tampon socket | vagina | |
| tang | vagina; from 'poontang' | |
| target | 17th C | vagina |
| taste bud | 1960s | clitoris |
| teazie | 19th C | vagina |
| Temple of Low Men | female genitals | |
| temple | female genitals | |
| tench | 19th C | female genitals |
| that there | 20th C | vagina |
| that thing | 1900s US Black | vagina |
| that | 19th C | genitals |
| thatch | 19th C | pubic hair |
| thatched house under the hill/thatched house | 19th C | vagina |
| thing | vagina | |
| thingamabob | 20th C | vagina or clitoris |
| thingamajig/thingamagig | 20th C | vagina or clitoris |
| thingamy/thingummy | 20th C | vagina or clitoris |
| thingy/thingie | vagina or clitoris | |
| third base | 1940s US | vagina; thus a home run 'intercourse' |
| tickle Thomas | 19th C | vagina |
| tickler | clitoris | |
| till/the till | 19th C | vagina |
| tirly-whirly | late 18th C | vagina; from Scottish 'winding' or 'intricate' |
| tit | 18th C | vagina or clitoris; in modern usage, breast |
| tit-bit | 17th C | vagina |
| titmouse | mid17th C | vagina |
| tivvy/tivy | vagina | |
| toll dish | 17th C | female genitals |
| tongue magnet | female genitals | |
| tool chest | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| tool shed | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| toolbox | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| touch 'em up | 19th C | vagina |
| toupee | 18th C | pubic hair |
| toy shop | vagina | |
| treasure chest | female genitals | |
| treasure of love | 18th C | female genitals |
| treasure of pleasure | 18th C | female genitals |
| treasure | 19th C | vagina |
| trench | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| trim | 20th C US | pubic hair/genitals |
| trinket | genitals | |
| trot | late 18th C | vagina; literally 'a prostitute' |
| trout | 1950s US Black | vagina |
| tu quoque | 18th C | genitals; from Latin 'you too' |
| tuft | 1970s | pubic hair |
| tuna taco | female genitals, esp. the labia | |
| tuna town | female genitals | |
| tuna | 1950s US Black | female genitals |
| tunnel of love | vagina | |
| tunnel | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| tunti | 1950s West Indies | female genitals |
| tun-tun | 1950s West Indies | female genitals |
| turkey curtains | labia | |
| turnpike | 19th C | vagina |
| tuzzymuzzy | 18th C | female genitals; literally 'disheveled' |
| twam/twammy/twim | 20th C | vagina |
| twange | 1990s | vagina |
| twat | mid17th C | vagina/female genitals; dial. twitchel 'a narrow passage' |
| twatchel | mid17th C | vagina; literally 'a passage' |
| twat-rug | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| twim | genitals | |
| twitcher | genitals | |
| undeniable | 19th C | vagina |
| under-belongings | 19th C | genitals |
| undercarriage | 1990s | genitals |
| undercut | female genitals/labia | |
| under-dimple | 19th C | vagina |
| under-entrance | 19th C | vagina |
| undermeat | 1990s | labia majora |
| unders | genitals | |
| undertaker | 19th C | vagina |
| underworld | 19th C | vagina |
| Upper Holloway | 19th C | vagina; puns on 'hollow way' |
| upright grin | 19th C | vagina |
| upright wink | vagina | |
| vacuum | 19th C | vagina |
| vade-mecum | 19th C | vagina; from Latin, 'a useful thing' or 'come with me' |
| vadge | vagina | |
| vag | 20th C | vagina |
| valve | vagina | |
| Velcro love triangle/Velcro triangle | female genital area | |
| velvet glove | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| velvet tunnel | 1990s | vagina |
| velvet | vagina | |
| venerable monosyllable | 18th C | vagina, from the taboo 'cunt' |
| vent | vagina | |
| Venus flytrap | vagina | |
| Venus's highway | 19th C | vagina |
| Venus's honeypot | 19th C | vagina |
| Venus's mark | 19th C | vagina |
| Venus's secret cell/Venus's cell | 19th C | vagina |
| vertical bacon sandwich | 1990s US | labia majora and vagina |
| vertical smile | 20th C | vagina |
| vertical taco | vagina/labia | |
| vestry | 19th C | female genitals |
| vines | 1970s US Black | pubic hair |
| Virginia | 1990s US | vagina |
| wame | 18th C | vagina; from Scottish 'womb' |
| wanton ace | 19th C | genitals/pubic hair |
| ware/wares | 18th C | female genitals; i.e. 'goods' |
| wastepipe | 19th C | vagina |
| waterbox | 19th C | vagina |
| water-course | 19th C | vagina |
| water-gap | 19th C | vagina |
| water-mill | 19th C | female genitals |
| way-in | 19th C | vagina |
| wayside ditch | 19th C | vagina |
| wayside fountain | 19th C | vagina |
| weather gig | 17th C | female genitals |
| welly top | female genitals | |
| what-do-you-call-it/whatchamacallit/whaddya call it | 19th C | genitals |
| whelk | 19th C | genitals |
| where the monkey sleeps | 20th C | vagina/genitals |
| where Uncle's doodle goes | 19th C | vagina, as a place for the extraordinarily inappropriate penis |
| whetting stone/whetting corn | 17th C | vagina; literally 'a grindstone' |
| whim-wham | genitals | |
| whin-bush | 19th C | female pubic hair |
| whisker biscuit | vagina | |
| whisker box | New Zealand | vagina |
| whisker | 1940s Australia | pubic hair |
| whooha | female genitals; also spelled 'hooha' | |
| wicket | 19th C | vagina; i.e. 'a gate' |
| winker | 1970s | vagina; it 'winks' like a 'vertical eye' |
| wizard's sleeve | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| wookie | pubic hair | |
| wool | 20th C | pubic hair |
| workshop | genitals | |
| worst part | 16th C | genitals |
| wound that never heals/wound that doesn't heal | female genitals | |
| wound | genitals | |
| wrinkle | female genitals | |
| X | vagina | |
| X-box | vagina | |
| Y, the/the YMCA | genitals; presumably from the Y of legs meeting torso | |
| yard measure | vagina | |
| ya-ya | vagina | |
| yoni | vagina (Hindu) | |
| you-know-what | 20th C | genitals/vagina |
| you-know-where | 20th C | genitals/vagina |
| yo-yo smuggler | vagina | |
| yum yum | 19th C | female genitals |
| Zone, the | genitals |