The Cunning Linguist Presents:
More Words for Pussy than You'll Ever Need
The Vagina Lady, also a trained linguist, here presents approximately 1,500 words and synonyms for vagina, vulva, clitoris, pubes, taint, and other aspects of the lady bits.
Each entry is listed with its approximate definition—taboo terms are sometimes hard to define precisely—as well as date of first use (if available), and each entry has been verified by multiple sources.
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| Name | Period | Description |
| ace of spades | 20th C US Black | female pubic hair and genitals |
| afro clam | female genitals | |
| agility | 19th C | genitals |
| agreeable ruts of life | 18th C | genitals |
| altar of love | 19th C | genitals |
| aphrodisiacal tennis court | 17th C | vagina; literary |
| arbor | 19th C | vaginal slit |
| attic | 1900s | vagina |
| baby cave | vagina | |
| badger | 1990s US | female genitals and pubic hair |
| bag | late 19th C | vagina; the womb or a place for the penis |
| bear trap | vagina | |
| bearded clam | 1960s | female genitals/vulva |
| beaver | 1920s US | vagina and vulva, viewed sexually |
| beef curtains | 1990s US | vagina and labia |
| Bermuda triangle | pubic hair and genitals; alternatively, the G-spot, from the idea that it doesn't really exist | |
| between the legs | genitals, or in the vicinity thereof | |
| bikini burger | 1990s | female pubic hair |
| booty | 1920s US Black | vagina/female genitals; literally 'body' |
| bower of bliss | 17th C | vagina |
| box | 1940s US | vagina, viewed sexually, as a place for the penis |
| bread-box | vagina | |
| bush | 1920s | female pubic hair |
| cat | 19th C, 1950s | pubic hair/genitals/vagina; much like 'pussy' |
| cave | vagina | |
| cherry pie | 19th C | vagina |
| concha | vagina (Latin American Spanish) | |
| coochie | vagina/vulva | |
| cooter | 1980s US campus | vagina |
| coozie | 1920s US | vagina |
| cunnikin | 18th C | vagina |
| cunt | 15th C | vagina; derived from Old English cwithe, 'womb', or from quaint |
| delta of Venus | female genitals and pubic hair | |
| dew-flaps | 1990s | labia |
| downstairs | 20th C | genitals |
| downy bit | 19th C | vagina |
| fanny | mid19th C | vagina, in British English; in American English it means the buttocks |
| fig | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| fish taco | labia/vagina | |
| flesh tuxedo | 20th C | vagina; featured in Spinal Tap |
| flower | female genitals | |
| front bum | 1990s New Zealand | vagina |
| front parlor | 19th C | vagina |
| fuckhole | late 19th C | vagina |
| fur burger | 1960s | female genitals/vagina |
| Garden of Eden | 16th C | pubic hair/vagina |
| gash | 18th C | vaginal slit |
| gentleman's pleasure-garden | 19th C | female genitals |
| hair pie | 1930s US | vagina |
| hairy axe wound | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| hairy checkbook | 1990s | vagina and pubic hair |
| heaven's door | vagina | |
| it | mid19th C | genitals of either sex |
| itching Jenny | 19th C | vagina |
| Jack nasty face | mid19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| jade gate | vagina | |
| jam cookie | 1990s | female genitals/vagina |
| joy box | 1970s US | vagina |
| kitten | 20th C | vagina; similar to 'pussy' |
| lady flower | mid19th C | vagina |
| loins | genitals | |
| love tunnel | vagina, as a place for the penis | |
| madge | 18th C | vagina |
| man in the boat | late 19th C | clitoris |
| mantrap | late 18th C | vagina |
| moneymaker | 19th C | female genitals/vagina |
| mossy cottage | 1990s | female pubic hair/genitals |
| mouth that cannot bite | 17th C | vagina |
| muff | late 17th | female pubic hair and vagina; from the fleecy hand-warmers of old |
| nature's tufted treasure | 19th C | female genitals and pubic hair |
| nether regions | genitals | genitals of either sex; literally 'the lower parts' |
| nonny-no | 16th C | vagina |
| oracle | 198h C | vagina |
| pink velvet sausage wallet | 1990s | vagina, as a place for the penis |
| piss flaps | 20th C | labia |
| poonani | female genitals | |
| poontang | 1920s US | vagina or coitus; from French putaine 'prostitute'; formerly used in the US South of copulation by a white male with a black female |
| poor man's blessing | 19th C | vagina |
| pooter | vagina | |
| privates | genitals of either sex; the parts usually hidden from the public | |
| pussy | mid19th C | vagina |
| quim | early 18th C | vagina; from quaint, or Welsh cwm 'valley' |
| rosebud | clitoris | |
| silent beard | 19th C | female pubic hair; the vagina is a silent 'mouth' |
| snatch | 19th C | vagina/female genitals |
| sugar basin | 19th C | vagina |
| twam | 20th C | vagina |
| twat | mid17th C | vagina/female genitals; dial. twitchel 'a narrow passage' |
| undercarriage | 1990s | genitals |
| upright wink | vagina | |
| Venus flytrap | vagina | |
| vertical smile | 20th C | vagina |
| hooha | female genitals; also spelled 'hoohah' | |
| yoni | vagina (Hindu) | |
| vaj | ||
| vajajay |